July 2012
weirdfriend:
who needs a therapist when you have dove chocolate wrappers
Never trust a woman with big breast who sleeps in...
ran1228:
imapervert:
poeticdeefect:
she aint got Nothing to live for…she carrying around all that stress right in her shoulder region she liable to cock back and knock all the fucks you thought you never gave right out of you lmfao
reblogging because i know people who do this
hahaha YES! i relive my stress at night… in many many ways… not having a bra on is one of em ;)
canadiancharm:
lol guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip
but then there’s Will Smith
Watch6enjamin:
Baby cousin wants me to “kill the zombie”
sassy-gay-karkat:
why would you unfollow me you were liking my posts yesterday what did i do
puzzlie:
mediumsizedwayne:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON NEOPETS
ISN’T NEOPETS FOR KIDS
neopets, where weenie is a swear word but poor-erotic novels about BDSM are a-ok for children
playing hide and seek and hear footsteps
onlylolgifs:
Watchsteep-into-my-tardis:
notetoafriend:
sensualtoast:
livinlavidasherloki:
grammarforbreakfast:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
iamthespacecadet:
I went
to public school.
omfg
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE
OH GOOD LORD HAVE FUCKIGN MERCY! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT FUCKING BREATHE! ASDFGHJKL; I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS ROLOING DOWN MY CHEEKS! I...
stacysgrandma:
whitegirlswithcornrows:
taylor swift with cornrows
did you mean swag
calliophi:
calliophi:
calliophi:
wanna hear a dirty joke
a boy fell in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke
he took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a dirty joke
bubbles was the girl next door
notoriouslywild:
iwasthedreamweaver:
kit-pocket:
coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
i believe you are describing an insane asylum.
…which is probably something everyone on tumblr needs.
Are those piss stains ew
parasailin-sarahpalin:
using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
one direction should never be allowed back in the united states again look what they did to our southeast
after a haircut:
Me on the inside: i look fucking horrible, look what you did to me you stupid fat whore
Me on the outside: yea it's perfect
Happy 4th of July everyone →
secretandwhisper:
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leravegirl:
“Happy 4th of July,” I whisper as I stroke my pet eagle’s soft feathers and deep fry my freedom.
cherrispryteaintsobrite:
jumblejo:
glossylalia:
Independence Day is my America because a Black man, a Jewish man, and a Black single mother and exotic dancer save the fucking day. Also aliens.
Also a dolphin-based wedding ring.
