When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
makemelaughandimyours asked: Thanks for the follow ! Love your theme..
thatbitchgotmustache: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am
hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
I can't believe Iwan Rheon & Antonia Thomas left...
xpreciousx: What will Misfits be life now?
toocooltobehipster: Rumour has it food’s the one I’m leaving for for.
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
totally-relatable: And everyone is commenting like: “OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!” Then you’re just sitting there like: Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
This is my eating routine →
wowfunniestposts: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat. FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
Trying to converse with adults:
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
No sleep for me
Its 5 o’clock in the morning. And, my neighbors are bumping Adele.
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .